Fugitive on Video Shooting Deputy 1
Student's Mushroom Fueled Nude Rescue 2
Alleged Sex Assaulter, Underwear Stuffer 3
By Sam Levin in assault
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 at 9:15 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Keith Meiners allegedly sang a rock song when he strangled a teenage boy to death in 2010, but when he was sentenced this month, had little to say. He did, however, reportedly smile and wink at the victim's family. Riverfront Times has the story.

By Sam Levin in Bad Moms
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 at 8:30 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Missouri cops were called to a home after a 23-year-old woman reportedly punched, kicked and bit her brother during a fight over a car. When they arrived, the siblings' mother was not pleased -- and allegedly threw shoes at the officer. Riverfront Times has the story.

By Matthew Hendley in Douchebags
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 at 7:47 am
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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: In his 328th attempt at suing someone in federal court, state prison inmate Dale Maisano is demanding $1 trillion from the state of Arizona and others for a belly ache he claims was caused by eating prison food. In a related lawsuit, he's seeking $10 trillion because he claims he got his food late two days in a row, and now he says he has "an eating disorder, etc." Phoenix New Times has the story.

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By Matthew Hendley in Felonious stupidity
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 at 6:46 am
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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: A Mexican national trying to smuggle more than $1.6 million out of the United States discovered that dogs can be trained to sniff out cash. Cosme Barcelo-Quijada, a 56-year-old with permanent resident status who lives in Yuma, broke the record for the most cash seized in an Arizona smuggling attempt, and is now short exactly $1,660,210. Phoenix New Times has the story.

Tags: Arizona, Phoenix New Times
By Michael Roberts in Video archives
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: The double murderer was on the run when he was pulled over by Texas Deputy James Boyd. The video is shocking and brutal, yet somehow, Boyd lived to tell the tale. How did he do it? Westword has the story.

By Michael Roberts in bizarre
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 at 4:51 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: There'd been an actual explosive device found at a nearby school the week before. So tensions were already running high when a bag was found containing pipes, wires and a battery -- and everyone went into freak-out mode. Westword has the story.

By Matthew Hendley in Corruption
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 at 7:44 am
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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Former Republican Congressman Rick Renzi was found guilty of 17 felony charges in his corruption trial. Renzi's pal James Sandlin was also found guilty of 13 felony charges, in a corrupt land-swap deal, in which Renzi essentially used his position as a congressman to turn a profit. Phoenix New Times has the story.

Tags: Arizona, Phoenix New Times
By Matthew Hendley in Bad Moms
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 at 6:42 am
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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: The mother of the 2-year-old girl who was found wandering around an Anthem neighborhood around 4 a.m. yesterday has been arrested on a child-abuse charge. Turns out, yesterday was not 22-year-old Nikki Hockett's first run-in with Child Protective Services. Phoenix New Times has the story.

Tags: Arizona, Phoenix New Times
By Michael Roberts in Felonious stupidity, drugs
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 at 5:58 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: A friend of the student dialed 911, prompting a rescue response from a 35-member team. When they arrived, they found a nude 21 year old whose pals couldn't restrain her -- and emergency personnel had a helluva time, too. Westword has the story.

By Michael Roberts in Douchebags
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 at 4:46 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Talk about adding insult to injury. Griffin would wait until a family left for a funeral, then rob them, often taking sentimental items that didn't have much resale value. How'd he get caught? And where? Westword has the story.