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By Steve Huff
Friday, Sep. 19 2008 @ 11:00PM

jansens.jpgFort Drum, NY soldier Amanda Jansen, age 26, and 27-year-old husband Christopher Jansen were arrested this week at their home in Watertown, NY and charged with a laundry list of hideous crimes, including: 1st degree rape; possession of an obscene, sexual performance by a child; predatory sex assault towards a child; and criminal sexual acts.

That's the short list. I left a few out.

The New York State Police received a tip from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children [missingkids.com] that the Jansens might have kiddie porn. A search warrant followed. Cops took the couple's computer and discovered child pornography.

Further interviews with Amanda (a private 1st class with the 10th Mountain Division, 710th Brigade and Support) and Christopher led to allegations that they abused 4 children. The victims were reportedly between 1 and 13 years of age. Investigators in New York believe the abuse has been going on all year.

The couple have lived in both Texas and Kentucky. Police are currently trying to determine whether or not they have left a trail of child victims behind them in the other states.

Christopher Jansen created his only publicly available MySpace while living in Florence, Kentucky. He titled the profile "shadowpuppetporn." He too was a soldier when he created his personal profile: "I'm a soldier stationed at fort sam houston tx. transfered from knox had to give up being a cav scout so no more blowing crap up for me. doing the whole ait thing here, chillin. if you know me hit me up." His profile said he was married, but there was no trace of his wife in the form of photographs or comments. Jansen posted photos of himself -- they showed an average-looking young man with a glassy-eyed expression.

The Jansens will likely face a grand jury. The Army said through a spokesperson that Amanda Jansen will be subject to prosecution by the civilian authorities. Convictions for either Jansen on predatory assault charges could put them away for life. If the charges against the couple are valid, that might not be long enough.

[Newswatch50.com and AMNY.com.]