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By Steve Huff
Wednesday, Sep. 17 2008 @ 12:50PM

jmk.jpgFor today's edition of "Super Kreepy People Who Make My Skin Crawl" I'm bringing up good old John Mark Karr. Apparently, we've done gone and run him out of Atlanta (I live in the Atlanta area). Karr was about as popular as a torch-bearing General Sherman around these parts.

Just in case you never followed true crime before yesterday, I'll remind you that Karr was the fellow who claimed in the summer of 2006 that he killed JonBenet Ramsey. (Just follow the link. I don't really need to remind you who JonBenet was, do I?)

Oh, the hoopla! Everyone was covering the story non-stop. Some intrepid reporter even made sure to note Karr's dinner on his flight home to the U.S. from Thailand, where he was making a living as a teacher when he was arrested. Who among us hasn't wondered from time to time what alleged child rapists and killers eat when they fly in federal custody?

In the end, the accused possessor of child porn proved to be nothing but a slimy little fabulist. He'd managed to convince at least one guy [read that sordid story here] and almost convinced the authorities in Boulder, where JonBenet was murdered, but sadly, his DNA didn't match the unknown male DNA found during the Ramsey investigation.

So then Karr, who really seemed to relish all the attention he received, sorta-kinda tried to revert to obscurity. He moved in with his father, Wexford Karr, in Sandy Springs, GA (10 miles from where I live, but I swear I was still a little skeeved by this), and for all I know, he made weekly pilgrimages to JonBenet's grave, which is just 11 miles west of here in Marietta.

Karr actually found a new girlfriend, an unusually open-minded soul named Brooke Simmons. They had issues, though -- Karr ended up in an Atlanta courtroom at one point, accused of some mild domestic violence against Simmons and his dad. She broke up with Karr a few months back and got her own moment in the media spotlight telling Inside Edition what it was like to be engaged to the man who lied about killing JonBenet. Because, you know, in some strange alternate universe I never want to visit, that sorta thing apparently matters to someone. Seriously, though -- must have been a slow news cycle.

Simmons, incidentally, still thinks her ex-fiance might have had something to do with JonBenet's murder.

The news embedded here in the snark (something I can't really control when Karr comes up) is this -- JMK has left the building. By building, I mean country.

In Sandy Springs, his neighbors made it a point to make him uncomfortable. In his father's words, Karr was "treated like a criminal." So, to help his dad with some property the elder Karr owned in Atlanta's Grant Park neighborhood, JMK moved into a residence there. Well, he planned on it, anyway. Grant Park residents weren't any happier about the prospect than the fine folk living in suburban Sandy Springs. Speaking to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Grant Park denizen Amy Martin said "We don't want him living here." Ms. Martin pointed out that Grant Park is a "family-friendly neighborhood."

Wexford Karr will not say where his son has gone. My guess would be Thailand or some other country with a certain reputation. Chances are he'll try and find some kind of teaching or tutoring position.

If so, I say, good luck with that, Kreepy One. Just don't let the customs turnstile hit you in the ass on your way out.

[ajc.com]