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By Steve Huff in bizarre, celebrity crime
Thursday, Oct. 30 2008 @ 8:12AM

jpullman.jpgIt isn't every day that two young bucks get arrested for moonshine and cussin' and fightin' with the po-lice, even in the mountains in western North Carolina. Okay, maybe it is, but I kind of doubt it, in this day and age. And when it does happen, it isn't a crime worth national notice. Except for this case, apparently, where one of them there young fellers is also the son of a Hollywood actor.

Jack Pullman, age 19, is the son of Bill Pullman. Even if Bill Pullman's name doesn't register with you immediately, I can guarantee you've seen one of his movies: The Grudge, Independence Day, The Last Seduction, Sleepless in Seattle... the list is pretty long.

Jack Wesley Pullman is attending Warren Wilson College in Swannanoa, NC. On Monday night, he and his friend and fellow student Allen Gaddy -- also 19 -- were talking with the cops in downtown Asheville when one of them took off at a pace. Sounds like it might have been Jack Pullman, because he was charged with resisting and assaulting officers. Pullman and Gaddy were both charged with underage possession of alcohol and "possession of nontax paid liquor."

Meaning Jack Pullman and his buddy had gone native in a big way, because "nontax paid liquor" is what we in the South also like to call 'Shine, or "moonshine."

The boys spent just long enough in lockup to have Jack Pullman make that legendary mugshot, and were released some time on Tuesday.

Look, resisting arrest is bad enough, as is assaulting an officer, but what the hell were those boys thinking drinking moonshine? That crap will kill you. Might as well chugalug some antifreeze next time, Jack. Get back to Hollywood, son, and safer intoxicants if you must, like coke. [Asheville Citizen-Times]