The Twilight of the Vampire King: Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

• Jonathan Sharkey is mentally unstable and much further from being the "king of vampires" than a damn snail. This guy makes the human race look bad by being such a huge tool. I rather wish someone would lock him up forever.

• I am kind of sad that Jonathan was arrested before I could go trick or treating at his treehouse. My best friend, who lives right beside him, and I were hyped up about seeing a vampire who lives in a treehouse, but then a few guys burnt down Jonathan's treehouse.It was a total bummer, lol.

• Apparently, there is supposed to be a funny documentary about Sharkey called "Impaled: Painfully Blunt!" I'm not positive, but I think it leads up to his crazy Vampyre Nation crap. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbag6Kvm6r8 If it's anything as good as the crap I'm reading in the news, I can't wait for it to come out.

• Cant beleive i read this like it might have been real news i can see wh i have no idea who wrote this post in the first place. its always easy to write about people we do not know anything about beyound rumor or the stupid stuff we find online to the writer... Do you hear your self? You lack objectivity ... lots of people with pseudo intelligence would think they are being witty with the that just dumb and nothing but ignorace shines through with this whole page an the comments after... backwater town with inept police force, there are other problems with this whole story etc but im just going to speed through it and get it over with. so look past typos , and punctuation as i have valuable time and ive wasted long enough already Ive met the guy and known him for a while , he is a Pr nightmare, if being stupid was a criminal offense (we 'd have a warrant for you all.) i think it was his neighbor and former seer who torched the property and caught the blaze on cam , as it would appear she is very much the petty individual .im sure you will get that from the other videos she posted on youtube. oh and hes out of jail and going to be running for Governor again, then president again not sure why. his popularity is not high with in the real vampire community for you ignorant people there is a vampire community, and there are thousands of people online, the new definition of Vampire would make Vampires out of many more people than you realize. but a lack of faith in anything doesnt make you right other wise there would be no god or china, for pictures are not proof enough surely the same thing you have lots of liars... i mean if people saying they are vampires is not enough surely Chinese cant be real? it sounds stupid but it is the same thing . even to believe in evolution requires faith as there is not any proof there otherwise it would not be evolutionary theory. theories are not facts ... this would be plain logic The guy is high profile and breaks many rules, but so do all the people everyone knows . So why would they be the best examples. Say everything admit nothing now to the rest one by one ! Comments xznofile said: I think poor Sharkey is a victim of limited literary resources, is "the punisher" on video or comic book? Posted 10/03/2008 at 02:22:33 PM Was that supposed to be witty? the punisher is on both comic, graphic novel and on three movies not counting animated . ask something dumb get a dumb answer Kilo said: Odd moniker. You'd assume that a vampire wouldn't want to be giving people ideas about impaling. But the undead are unpredictable like that. Posted 10/05/2008 at 07:14:09 PM ok what do we expect from a axe scent ...?" jonathon claims to be a direct descendant from dracula, aka vlad the impailer ... i think i lost some IQ points here dod you watch movies? or tv? ignorance man oh man the only true wisdom is realizing you know nothing. you two eyes two ears and one mouth use the other two twice is much Ralph said: Weird Trench-like wingnut moment, Steve. (Because of the multitude of which I long ago decided I couldn't stomach his site anymore). Cursing Bush does not in itself make this guy's being arrested for threatening physical violence unsurprising. Posted 10/08/2008 at 04:00:55 AM ahh but one yahooo is all it takes to usurp and also trying to push political issues into the past president Steve Huff said: Troll-like moment for you, Ralph. As for sounding like Trench -- so? He's my friend, deal with it. I'm absolutely no fan of George Bush anymore, though. But I'm not so stupid that I'd ever threaten him in any way. This guy, if he did threaten Bush, is a freaking idiot. He's also not necessarily protected by free speech laws on that score. Threatening the president or a presidential candidate can be a pretty big deal. If you got tired of Trench, you might get tired of this site. There are others. You're welcome to go to them. Posted 10/08/2008 at 06:46:31 AM must have been a loop whole or a mistake, as hes out right now and i dont think bail could have been raised for such a charge and the man is emailing his new plan for running for Governor then president , i dont think he has the pull to hit email from behind bards those are closed end systems and there is only so much you can do Tiffany said: i am one of Jonathan's friends in Indiana, I saw him just before he left for TN, to go to "the vampyre nation" as he called. i didnt know of his arrest until recently- i cannot say i have agreed with the things he has done, and especially the way he makes it public, but there is another side to him, one that many of the people in the world will never get to see. Posted 11/08/2008 at 01:55:26 AM Tiffany said: i am one of Jonathan's friends in Indiana, I saw him just before he left for TN, to go to "the vampyre nation" as he called. i didnt know of his arrest until recently- i cannot say i have agreed with the things he has done, and especially the way he makes it public, but there is another side to him, one that many of the people in the world will never get to see. Posted 11/08/2008 at 01:55:46 AM ok hun pushed it a little much , i have not heard your name mentioned yet, but i'm sure there are many people i dont know via Jonathon but you also did spell his name wrong he was very adamant about the thon but you are well intentioned ,path to hell my dear path to hell. there are lots of things we do not know about J Rick said: Tiffany, you can try to downplay Sharkey's actions all you want. But when you stalk minors, threaten to kill people over petty things, and claim you're going to be the King, you're nothing more than a piece of shit who deserves to get locked up. So go take the "other side" of Sharkey and stick it up your arse. ;) Posted 11/18/2008 at 01:08:53 AM as a gentleman the stick in the sun dont shine was totally uncalled for , people say lots of things they dont mean and people who are not all there or unstable may say many things, and still not do anything, about it , theres a lot of hings that are said but did any thing stick? stalking is against the law, remember... so what your really saying he is untouchable? but lets make this more a case of cyber bulling like if i said for saying that to a no doubt little girl, that i inturn would gladly give you my boot up your arse but you know that you woud not want to come with in a space with which you could experience that but thats just bogus stuff , but then again the little girl doesnt have size 13s to give you Lindsay Vardeman said: Why are some of the people leaving comments here acting as though vampires are real? whos to say that you are real lindsy but just because you have no faith doesnt mean that there are not a few places i can point you that has thousands of people saying they are vampires, what you think a vampire is is not the same as what your thinking, but then again do you believe in GOD? faithless generation why do you believe in anything you will never see, china does not exist cuz you havent seen it pictures are of it and people say but you can see the same in vampires but you should be smarter than putting your full name thats not wise, this is the internet kid theres all kinda bad people here trying to rip you off please be a little more cautious. this is one case i dont want to ever have that told you so thing to happen. oh and were talking about a real guy D, ,

• Why are some of the people leaving comments here acting as though vampires are real?

• Tiffany, you can try to downplay Sharkey's actions all you want. But when you stalk minors, threaten to kill people over petty things, and claim you're going to be the King, you're nothing more than a piece of shit who deserves to get locked up. So go take the "other side" of Sharkey and stick it up your arse. ;)

• i am one of Jonathan's friends in Indiana, I saw him just before he left for TN, to go to "the vampyre nation" as he called. i didnt know of his arrest until recently- i cannot say i have agreed with the things he has done, and especially the way he makes it public, but there is another side to him, one that many of the people in the world will never get to see.

• i am one of Jonathan's friends in Indiana, I saw him just before he left for TN, to go to "the vampyre nation" as he called. i didnt know of his arrest until recently- i cannot say i have agreed with the things he has done, and especially the way he makes it public, but there is another side to him, one that many of the people in the world will never get to see.

• Troll-like moment for you, Ralph. As for sounding like Trench -- so? He's my friend, deal with it. I'm absolutely no fan of George Bush anymore, though. But I'm not so stupid that I'd ever threaten him in any way. This guy, if he did threaten Bush, is a freaking idiot. He's also not necessarily protected by free speech laws on that score. Threatening the president or a presidential candidate can be a pretty big deal. If you got tired of Trench, you might get tired of this site. There are others. You're welcome to go to them.

• Weird Trench-like wingnut moment, Steve. (Because of the multitude of which I long ago decided I couldn't stomach his site anymore). Cursing Bush does not in itself make this guy's being arrested for threatening physical violence unsurprising.

• Odd moniker. You'd assume that a vampire wouldn't want to be giving people ideas about impaling. But the undead are unpredictable like that.

• I think poor Sharkey is a victim of limited literary resources, is "the punisher" on video or comic book?

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