A bumbling revenge plot turns sour
Thursday, Nov. 20 2008 @ 9:42PM
Crazy naked dude(s)? At this time of year? Yep. Apparently that's the problem up in Bucks County, PA. I'd like to say I crafted the following line about the whacky naked guy, but the credit goes to Christopher Ruvo, writing for the Bucks County Courier Times: "Bucks County’s brazen birthday suit man has apparently struck again, say police." Police have been receiving reports of a bald dude wearing, in Ruvo's words, "nothing but what God gave him" and doing bad things in front of God and everybody else. The naked guy has been seen on I-95. He may have assaulted a jogger in Buckingham, PA. Another woman saw the birthday suit boy on a jogging trail at Nockamixon State Park. And on Nov. 11, Christopher Ruvo writes, "a naked fellow was witnessed gallivanting around a Levittown neighborhood." One reported encounter between a nude male and a female jogger involved a bear hug and a lewd act before the perv took off in an SUV that was parked nearby. The man may have a medium build. He is between 5'10" and perhaps 6'0" tall. And he's probably leading up to something that no one will find amusing, if he isn't caught soon. [PhillyBurbs.com]
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