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By Steve Huff in bizarre
Monday, Nov. 10 2008 @ 11:01AM

michaelmyers.jpgA 28-year-old woman from Sonoma Valley in Sonoma County, CA reported a terrifying sexual assault over the weekend. The victim told authorities that she was attacked while out walking last Thursday by a man wearing a Michael Myers-like mask -- the white faced mask made famous in the Halloween series of slasher films (the original mask was actually supposed to be modeled after the face of actor William Shatner, of Star Trek fame). The rapist also carried a long kitchen knife. The attacker was said to be stocky, with broad shoulders. The victim reported that the man also had a deep voice and no discernible accent. If you think you know something about this attack, contact the Sonoma County Sheriff's Dept. If you're a woman and you live in the area, don't go out alone any time soon. The Michael Myers mask and the knife combined strike a creepy note that predicts worse to come if this guy isn't captured soon. [PressDemocrat.com]