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Monday, Jan. 26 2009 @ 6:52PM
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Showbiz Promotions of Orlando has easily concocted the worst doll idea of the decade. 
 
The Inspirational Caylee Sunshine Doll is officially on sale from these fun folks beginning tomorrow. If you want to buy your doll representing a murdered child, you can pay 29.99 for an 18-inch long moppet with blonde hair wearing a little T-shirt with a sunshine logo and the legend, "Caylee Sunshine." 

Just when you think it can't get any worse, though, the doll will sing "You Are My Sunshine" if you punch her belly button. I wish I was making this up. I wish it didn't appear to be totally serious. But you know, if wishes were horses, yadayada...

I'm guessing duct tape and a little heart sticker will be extra.

Seriously, though -- what the hell is wrong with people? I wish I had something more sophisticated to say, but I don't. Reps for Showbiz Promotions say the doll is a tribute, but come on -- it's obvious what it is -- an attempt to cash in. Even if the proceeds from Caylee Sunshine go to charity -- it isn't the only product these folks promote. They're counting on bringing extra dollars in, regardless. They want you to check out their Jacksonville Jaguars stuff, or their Christ Life Store. What sane folks should do is boycott these people to teach them a lesson -- but I won't hold my breath. 

So... to really check out the meaning of puke-worthy or to get an idea as to what your friendly neighborhood pedophile will be purchasing just after midnight tonight, take a look at CayleeDoll.com, why dontcha? If you don't mind your soul being slowly eaten each time the Caylee Sunshine Doll appears on the screen, that is.

Maybe we now know the real reason George Anthony finally snapped and headed out to off himself late last week. This was the Talky Tina straw that broke the old silver-haired camel's back. [Orlando Sentinel]