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A 75-Cent Robbery in Gainsville, Florida

Monday, August 31, 2009 at 8:09 am
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Mazavious Ross won't be among the earnings leaders in this week's robbery standings
​Three men -- believed to be gangbangers but hopefully not in leadership positions -- approached a 17-year-old kid and demanded five bucks in Gainesville.

The kid didn't have $5. He could only come up with 75 cents, which is why it's never very smart to rob a kid. So one of the men punched him in the mouth.

Naturally, police quickly caught our dimwitted bandits. Eighteen-year-old Darrell Butler, 19-year-old Frazier Mack and 18-year-old Mazavious Ross have been charged with robbery and conspiracy.

Prosecutors, who have reason to believe the are huge asshole, have tossed them in jail on bonds ranging from $40,000 to $100,000. Their gang, meanwhile, is being mocked across Central Florida.

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