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By Steve Huff in homicide
Friday, Aug. 14 2009 @ 9:08AM

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Wesley Canipe/MySpace

​The deuce-dropping douchebag on the left is Wesley Canipe, age 20. Canipe attended (hell, may still be attending) West Lincoln High in Lincolnton, NC. On one of his charming MySpace profiles, Wes writes that he's "6' tall" and "ripped from weight lifting" and that he'd like to meet "Dawayne Wade."

Canipe will probably never get to meet "Dawayne Wade." Not if he is convicted of playing a role in the death of a 2-year-old child

Canipe was watching the toddler Thursday evening Shelby, NC. Police were called to the Eaves Road residence around 9 o'clock. They found Wes Canipes ("Wess Mann" to you shawties out there) and a a dead little girl.

Canipe claimed he left the room while the child was in the tub. She was 'unresponsive' (to use the newspaperish term) when he returned.

Police have called bullshit on that. They say they believe Canipe caused her death. Canipe has been charged with child abuse and murder and he is being held without bail.

Authorities are still investigating the little girl's death. They have not revealed the relationship between her and Wesley Canipe.

[Charlotte Observer, WSOC TV]