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Mob Watch: Don't Wanna Pay? Say Hello to My Crocodile
Thursday, September 24, 2009 at 1:45 pm
| Antonio Cristofaro's crocodile, a trend-setter in cost-effective muscle |
This kind of muscle comes in handy when extorting businessmen or encouraging loanshark customers to keep current on their balances. It's also cheaper to feed than a large and menacing man named Rocco, since it lives off rats and rabbits.
Italian detectives say Cristofaro used the reptile to convince colleagues that his wishes were usually best for everyone involved, especially if they appreciated their limbs. But it's apparently against the law to keep endangered species -- or have pets than can bite off your face. He's been charged with illegal possession of animals, which doesn't entail a lot of bragging rights when you're in the joint.
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