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Stephfon Bennett: Dumbest Robber in U.S. History?
Wednesday, Sep. 9 2009 @ 11:44AM
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| Stephfon Bennett, robber and lady's man supreme |
Three armed men robbed Daniel Martinez Batista and Diana Martinez outside their apartment building. They managed to get a wallet and a purse, then fled the scene. But there was something about Diana that Bennett found appealing. So he thought to himself, "Hmmm, perhaps she'd enjoy the company of a man with a demonstrated incompetence in the art of the armed heist?"
So two hours later, Bennett returned to the scene of his master caper to -- get this -- ask Diana out on a date. Yes, a date. Possible pickup line: Would you like to see my collection of used wallets and women's handbag apparel? She naturally recognized her lovestruck assailant and called police. Stephfon now faces charges of aggravated robbery and impersonating a legitimate criminal.
Stephfon Bennett is the dumbest robber in U.S. history, yeah no doubt about it.
Posted 09/10/2009 at 04:10:48 AMI shove the barrel of a shotgun in it's ugly mug and pull the trigger.
Posted 09/10/2009 at 02:04:05 PMIs that a picture of Obama?
Posted 09/10/2009 at 02:43:11 PMWHAT A DUMMY, JUST LIKE AN UNEDUCATED MAN TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.....
Posted 09/10/2009 at 03:25:16 PMOi! Milly caps lock is not the cruise control of cool...
what did you expect from a knee_grow?
a robbery and "muh-dick" together in one! Can anyone say TNB?
Posted 09/10/2009 at 09:43:35 PMdont talk about my uncle man .. he didnt do that shit
Posted 09/13/2009 at 11:06:49 PMThe robbery was stupid. But your racism is far more appalling. May God have mercy on your hate-filled souls. What do I expect from a Negro? To continue to lead this Nation with integrity.
Posted 10/15/2009 at 02:00:09 PMall you people are ass wholes he would never do any thing like that he is a real man so can all you stupid ass people leave him a lone and by the way rasisim died year a go you dumb skin head fucks
Posted 04/15/2010 at 07:00:33 PMTake my wallet, it's not where I keep my id, credit cards or cash anyway. I just carry it in case some moron, like Bennett, tries to steal or rob me. YOU wont get anything...
samantha collins, go back to school. YOUR stupid is showing!
Posted 04/15/2010 at 07:08:09 PMShould not post before coffee is drunk. At least I caught my mistakes ***I just carry it on my person elsewhere, in case some moron, like Bennett, tries to steal or rob me.
Posted 04/15/2010 at 07:15:26 PMHow 'special needs' do you have to be to think the person you just stole from want's to 'date' you? Really???? Something tells me he has some mental issues, but really, that shouldn't preclude him spending a nice long time in jail...