Adam Manning Charged with Going Perv on Nurse While His Girlfriend was in Labor


I will out-douche anyone. Go ahead, try me.

​There may be bigger douchebags, but if you’re going to out-douche Adam J. Manning, you better be packing nuclear douchery.

Police in Utah say Manning was in the maternity ward at McKay-Dee Hospital while his girlfriend was in labor. But he couldn’t keep his eyes off a nurse who was attending the birth. Manning flirted with the woman and casually remarked that her neck looked sore. So he decided to give her a massage, eventually allowing his paw to slip down her uniform… and paw her breast.

Manning would become a father while sitting in the Weber County jail.