Would-be rapist takes a beating
Thursday, Oct. 8 2009 @ 11:25AM
Forgive the fine clerks at Five Star Snacks in Waterloo, Iowa for being a little jumpy. The placed was robbed in August. Then, in September, workers saw three men approaching the store with a shotgun, but they managed to lock the door before the bad guys could enter.
Attention Clerks: Anyone looking like this is generally too drunk to rob you
So when a drunk Tory Bradford showed up the other night, they were a tad on the jittery side. Bradford had been in and out of the store all night when he showed up again at 9 p.m. He was hammered and ranting when he mentioned some recent robberies in the area. The clerks assumed Bradford was yet another take-down guy, so they threw a bag of money at him.
But Bradford was apparently too drunk to appreciate the value of a free bag of money. He left the store without it. Police later found him plastered on a street corner. Detectives ruled that didn't actually try to rob the store; the jumpy clerks just assumed he did. But Bradford was still pinched for disorderly conduct and public intoxication.
Excellent image of football (soccer) superstar Paul Gascoigne there.
Posted 10/09/2009 at 11:47:06 AMThink the English press used an image of George Bush to represent a bumbling, halfwit cowboy once. [quite right too]
Well, there you go...
PaulyB you're an idiot
Posted 10/09/2009 at 01:16:58 PMPaulyB is just gay for his favorite soccer player ;)
Posted 10/09/2009 at 01:47:32 PM
Posted 10/09/2009 at 08:55:56 PMPaulB is just a liberal or MC might be right! Maybe both of the above.
Thanks MC, Mike and GeorgeB! You're great ambassador's (this means representatives in case your 6th grade education didn't teach you that in Texas) for our country, ignorant and close minded.
PaulB: There's only one Aston Villa, one Aston Villa!
Posted 10/09/2009 at 09:22:13 PM