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Could the F-Bomb Land Mike Shahrokhi in Jail?
Thursday, October 22, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Mike Shahrokhi, a printing salesmen in suburban Kansas City, was driving in Overland Park, Kansas when he got into a beef with another driver. The argument apparently continued as they drove down the road until Shahrokhi stopped at a convenience store to get a drink, where they resumed their manly jousting. 
Maybe Mike Shahrokhi's dig about anally penetrating his daughter was a little too much
Shahrokhi admits to busting out a few F-bombs during the exchange. He also admits to trotting out this little gem: "I pull up along side him, and essentially told him that I had intercourse with his daughter from behind, and she liked it. And he was on the phone with police..."
Now Shahrokhi's been charged with disorderly conduct, for which he could get 30 days in the slam. And it looks like prosecutors really want him to do those 30 days.
Shahrokhi says it's all because of a few well-placed F-bombs, which makes it ridiculous that he's facing jail time. But the disorderly conduct statute in Overland Park includes using offensive, obscene or abusive language to arouse alarm, anger or resentment in others. We may be going out on a limb here, but when you talk about anally penetrating someone's daughter, that usually creates stuff like anger and resentment.
The other driver, Mike Nolan, admits to busting out some F-bombs too. But he hasn't been charged. In Shahrokhi's case, he's probably lucky Nolan didn't decide to beat him with a tire iron. So maybe the 30 days is a pretty good deal after all.
Tags: Kansas
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