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Married Mom Christie Bradley Caught Trying to Sleep with 13-Year-Old Boy
Thursday, October 1, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Christie Bradley -- a 38-year-old mother of two from Waterloo, Missouri -- apparently believes in fishing the shallow end of the lake when it comes to cheating on her husband. So she struck up an online romance with a 13-year-old boy from Arnold, Missouri.
Christie Bradley, insecure cougar: "Do u want me 4 me or do u want me 4 the sex?"
On September 19, she paid a visit to the boy's home, where she kissed him on the lips. This, it seems, was just a taste of the high-powered loving that was soon to come.
But apparently the boy didn't find her a very good kisser. Or maybe he just wasn't into 38-year-old cougars of the maternal variety. So he ratted Bradley out to Arnold police, who quickly called in the FBI...
The charming couple continued to text and talk on Facebook (here's a link to her page.) What she didn't know is that her new odes of love were going to an FBI agent, not the kid. Bradley told the boy she loved him, wanted to marry him, and expressly hoped to ride him like a mechanical bull in that one John Travolta movie. (Okay, so she didn't specifically say the part about the mechanical bull. But since police are using the phrase "sexually explicit comments," we just tried to use a bit of imagination here.)
At one point the agent writes, "Do I need to get condoms? Or do u have some?" 
Bradley used a younger picture on her Facebook page to fish for middle school love
Bradley responds: "I'll get some. Then u don't have 2 worry bout gettn caught with them. We have 2 use them."
But Bradley also seems rather insecure for a predator. She worries that the boy doesn't share her plans for eternal matrimony, and is instead solely interested in drinking from her womanly nectar. "Do u want me 4 me or do u want me 4 the sex," she asks.
She and the boy again made plans to meet at his home. And since she showed up with lingerie and condoms, it's safe to say Bradley was prepared for a steamy session of desire. Sadly, FBI agents awaited her, which totally harshed the romantic vibe.
She now faces federal charges of coercion and enticement of a minor -- not to mention an extremely pissed off husband.
Tags: Missouri
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