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Nazeih Hammouri Stabs Son in Beef Over... Clogged Toilet
By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, assault, bizarre
Monday, Oct. 19 2009 @ 11:47AM
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Nazeih Hammouri, the corkscrew assailant of Vershire, Vermont
In the cannon of wisdom of Nazeih Hammouri, there's no reason too small to stab your son. So begins our tale from Vershire, Vermont, where police were summoned to Hammouri's home just after midnight this morning.

It seems the toilet became clogged, so Hammouri got into a fight with his 19-year-old son. And since clogged toilets are vastly underrated in their ability to incite anger, Hammouri decided to stab his son in the stomach -- with a corkscrew. (If you surmised his weapon of choice implies he was drinking, you would be correct.)

There's no word on who's responsible for clogging the toilet, but our guess is that Hammouri believed the kid was responsible for unclogging it. Either way, he'll have plenty of time to contemplate the vast complexities of modern plumbing. He's been charged with first-degree assault.

Tags: Vermont