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Phillies Fan Susan Finkelstein Offers Sex on Craigslist in Exchange for World Series Tickets
Wednesday, October 28, 2009 at 1:49 pm
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| If she had to spend one exotic night with a smelly insurance salesman, she'd do it for the Phillies. It's called team spirit, people. |
So she placed an ad on Craigslist offering to trade her womanly attributes in exchange for World Series tickets for her and her husband:
DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX
Diehard Phillies fan -- gorgeous tall buxom blonde -- in desperate need of two World Series tickets. Price negotiable -- I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!
Unfortunately for her, a Bensalem, Pennsylvania cop was monitoring the site searching for perverts. So the cop set up a meet at a bar, where our hero offered to perform various liberal sex acts in exchange for said tickets. That's when she was pinched for prostitution.
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| What hubby thinks about his wife skanking it, we're not sure |
But
it's not like his client is a run-of-the-mill skank. Finkelstein is an
Ivy League grad who works in communications at the Wistar Institute, a
biomedical research facility. And it's not like she doesn't understand
the meaning of a dollar. The scalper site StubHub is selling tickets
for tonight's game at Yankee Stadium for anywhere between $249 to
$9,500. Certainly one exotic evening with a smelly insurance salesman
is better than forking over the price of a sub-compact auto.
But in this case, it all ends well. Wired 96.5 radio is providing two tickets for game 3 to Finkelstein and her husband. What hubby has to say about his 43-year-old wife skanking it around town, we're not sure.
Tags: Pennsylvania, Sports
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