Top 5 Creeps of the Week: Save me, doc, then you can have my watch

Jose Trinidad Sauceda: The HVAC guy from hell.

​If this week's rundown of the Top 5 Creeps of the Week teaches us anything, it's this: Don't go to college, don't go to the bathroom, and definitely don't go the hospital ... especially in that nice outfit.

5. Isaac Terrell: Being the mayor's son affords you certain luxuries: A cush job as a police dispatcher, a pass on the occasional speeding ticket. That sort of thing. It does not, we're happy to report, let you skate on child-porn allegations. At least not in Mitchell, Indiana.

When State Police received a tip that 24-year-old Isaac Terrell -- the son of Mitchell Mayor Dan Terrell -- had images of a 13-year-old girl on his phone, they investigated. And this week, they arrested young Terrell, a police dispatcher for his dad's police force, on child-porn charges. He faces three years in prison, where being the mayor's son should be worth an extra blow to the kidney during the first dining-room brawl.

4. Jose Trinidad Sauceda: Seriously, man: Haven't you ever heard of the Internet?

When a female student at a south Texas school told the school's director she felt like she was being watched in the girls bathroom, the director didn't blow her off. He investigated -- and what he found was as disturbing as it was confounding. Jose Trinidad Sauceda, who worked for an air-conditioning company at the time, had been videotaping girls in the bathroom -- apparently unaware that he was spending hours and risking his freedom to see something approximately 1,456 web sites devote their entire business to. (Of course, watching them would still be illegal, but he wouldn't have to climb into a duct to do it).

Sauceda pleaded guilty to improperly videotaping students, and was sentenced to eight years in prison. He had previously been convicted of aggravated sexual assault of child, which raises some questions about why someone hired him for a job at a school, and sort of makes you hope your kid's school has its own HVAC guy.

Raymond Vance Fulkerson

​3. Raymond Vance Fulkerson: In another story to make you not let your children go pee -- like, ever -- a college professor this week resigned this week amid allegations that he videotaped kids as young as five in the bathroom of his home.

Raymond Vance Fulkerson, a 63-year-old theater prof at Northern Colorado, also coached young children in acting, often at his home. But when a student discovered videotape footage of kids using the bathroom, prosecutors say, it was revealed that Fulkerson's actor's studio doubled as his personal Pervland. He was arrested in July and charged with lots of things that won't make him popular at block parties, including the sexual exploitation of a child. But in typical university fashion, it wasn't until this week that Fulkerson and the university actually parted ways.

Fulkerson is expected to serve way too little time and resurface at an Arizona community college in 2013. So that'll be swell.

Lawrence Scott Ward

​3. Lawrence Scott Ward: In another story to make you not let your kids go to college -- like, ever -- an Ivy League professor was sentenced this week for preying on impoverished international boys.

Lawrence Scott Ward, a business professor at University of Pennsylvania, has for decades been offering food and shelter to young, international boys in exchange for sexual favors, prosecutors say. He also trafficked child pornography and, one can only presume, taught a pretty shitty business-ethics class. He was sentenced to 40 years in prison.

One of his victims, a 16-year-old Brazilian boy, tried to rebuff the professor, who responded by threatening to cut him and his family off. In other words, Lawrence Scott Ward is just as big a dick as his name would suggest

1. Cleveland James Enmon: There are lots of things an ER doctor might say to himself upon seeing heart-attack victim on the table before him. "Let's save this dude" and "I knew I shouldn't have played golf on Heart Attack Day during med school" come to mind. But Stockton, California doctor Cleveland James Enmon has the distinction of being the first-ever ER doctor to look at the dying man before him and think, "Damn that's nice watch."

Enmon was on duty in June when Jerry Kubena Sr. arrived at St. Joseph's Medical Center in cardiac arrest. With Enmon charged with saving his life, Kubena died, and shortly after a nurse noticed that his Rolex was missing. Prosecutors say Enmon stole it, throwing it in the bushes for safe-keeping. He was promptly fired, and was arraigned this week on criminal grand-theft charges. He also faces a lawsuit from Kubena's family.

Prosecutors have asked Emmon be barred from practicing medicine until the case is resolved, which is probably a good idea. If he continues practicing, however, we advise that anyone visiting St. Joe's wear an old pair of shoes. Just in case, you know?