Man blames girlfriend's threesome for murder 1
Grandpa randomly punches kids at Walmart 2
Inmate seduces 5 female prison workers 3
Miami Police Rush to Solve the Case of a Murdered Gay Meth Dealer. Blame Reality TV.
Sunday, Oct. 25 2009 @ 7:11AM
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William Fenzau was found stabbed multiple times in the chest
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Sunday's Breakfast Reading from around the Village Voice Empire:

Rush to Justice
Miami police scurry to make an arrest in the murder of a gay meth dealer. Blame it on the 48-hour deadline imposed by reality TV.

He Robbed the Wrong Woman
A Seattle women stabs home invader in the shoulder, then chases him down the street.

Fido Don't Fight No More
A dogfighting ring is busted in Boynton Beach, Florida thanks to an alert animal control officer.