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Monday, November 9, 2009 at 1:01 pm

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He may have won $500,000, but what's that compared to the riches found in the pharmaceutical trade?
​Adam Jasinski, who won $500,000 in the reality show Big Brother 9, wasn't content to simply live good with all that money. Like dumb crackers everywhere, he decided to parlay it into even bigger money by becoming a major league drug dealer...

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Model Jasmine Fiore was murdered by her reality show husband. She was identified by the serial number on her fake boobs.
​So say the feds, who contend that Jasinski confessed to using his loot to become a oxycodone wholesaler. He was charged last week with with trying to sell 2,000 pills of the prescription narcotic, which creates a pharmaceutical high equivalent to heroin. Jasinski, of Delray Beach, Florida, supposedly told the feds he was making monthly deliveries to Florida, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, and New Jersey.

He's now the fourth moron to appear on a reality show and subsequently turn to a life of crime. First there was Ryan Alexander Jenkins, who appeared on Megan Wants a Millionaire. He was accused of whacking his model wife Jasmine Fiore, then yanking out her teeth in hopes she wouldn't be identified after he left her in the trash.

She was later identified by the serial number on her breast implants.
Jenkins committed suicide in Canada while on the run from police.

Then there's Brian Lee Randon, who appeared on The Sexiest Bachelor in America. He's currently in jail for torturing to death his soft porn star irlfriend, Felicia Tang.

Finally there's Anand Jon Alexander, a fashion designer who's appeared on Tyra Banks' show America's Next Top Model. He was sentenced last month to 59 years in the slam for luring girls as young as 14 to his apartment and raping them.

So think about this the next time you watch Top Chef. The may seem like nice little cooks, but given the rising odds, one of those guys with a fauxhawk probably has a 12-year-old cousin duct taped in his closet back home.

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