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Bill Sparkman's Death Ruled a Suicide; Census Worker Found Naked & Gagged in Woods
By Pete Kotz in bizarre, fraud, unsolved
Tuesday, Nov. 24 2009 @ 4:34PM
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If Bill Sparkman really killed himself, he went to elaborate and strange lengths
In September, part-time Census worker and teacher Bill Sparkman was found dead in Kentucky's Daniel Boone National Forest. Jerry Weaver, the man who discovered the body, said he'd been stripped naked, hanged, his feet bound with duct tape and the word "fed" scrawled across his chest.

Locals assumed he was killed by drug dealers, just a victim who stumbled into the wrong place at the wrong time. The political left -- not to mention True Crime Report -- assumed he'd been killed by goobers inflamed by right wing politicians. At the time, Republicans across the South were warning of government-run death panels, forced abortions, and conspiracies involving the Census. Gun sales had surged since the election of President Obama...

But investigators are now saying Sparkman rigged his death to look like a suicide so his life insurance policies would pay out. He apparently had two policies, which rarely pay in the event of suicide.

Still, it's hard to buy the findings. Weaver, the man who found Sparkman, says there's no way it was a suicide. There were myriad ways to kill oneself to make it seem accidental, such as a car accident or a fall. To go to such dramatic lengths -- and choose a path sure to attract federal attention -- would seem foolhardy for a man of his education.

Then again, we're not big on the conspiracies some are launching, claiming the ruling is a coverup. For one, the government is far to inept to maintain a conspiracy. And in an investigation this size, it would require too many people agreeing to keep their mouths shut.

But for some reason the suicide ruling just doesn't pass the smell test. What do you think?

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