Teen strangled, slit 9-year-old's throat
Wednesday, Nov. 4 2009 @ 5:51PM
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| He's been robbing banks since April from Texas to Virginia |
He last struck October 16, but is currently taking a break to watch the Weather Channel, because that's what old guys do.
Agents believe he hasn't been caught because he draws so little attention to himself, bearing the appearance of a retiree cashing a pension check. He's described as 6-foot to 6-foot-4, between 220-250 pounds, and possibly in his 50s or 60s.
His likely take? Somewhere between $1500 and $5000 per heist. He's already burned through his reserve of luck, and has little talent (his mug wouldn't be posted all over the web and in every bank's breakroom in the area if he was a talented robber) so it is just a matter of days or weeks until the man trades 15 to 30 years for the slim pick'ens of a bank robber.
When it is all said and done he'll have plenty of time to work out this equation:
X = total amount of money stolen
y = total amount of that stolen money that I got to actually spend
z = total number of hours I am now incarcerated due to the theft
He'll very likely find that he gave himself a job that pays less than $1.00 per hour. Not very good. But of course that doesn't include the excitement of running from the cops, sleepless nights, cold sweats and worry.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 10:31:14 PM