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Football Players Rape Unconscious Woman, Tape the Evidence

Tuesday, Nov. 17 2009 @ 8:00AM
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Rapist Michael Clemmons personifies the dumb jock
Tuesday morning's Breakfast Reading from around the Village Voice Empire:

Ever Heard of This Thing Called Evidence?
Three Santa Ana City College football players plead guilty to raping drunk woman... and taping the crime.

The Edinburg, Texas Pot for Inmates Program
Police send truckload of bananas to prison -- with 25 pounds of marijuana included.

Murder by Clock
Kira Roueche is accused of beating a man to death with a clock.