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Houston DUI Lawyer Tyler Flood Will Get You Off, Whether You're Drunk or Not
Wednesday, Nov. 11 2009 @ 8:31AM
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Sergei Tukanov crashed his car, failed sobriety tests, and refused a breathalyzer. He still got off.
Wednesday morning's Breakfast Reading his now being served from across the Village Voice Empire:

Getting Off
Houston lawyer Tyler Flood wins 80 percent of his drunk driving cases -- even when his clients are really, really hammered.

The Unlucky Samaritan
For helping three men with directions, Caroline Francis is sprayed with a bottle full of urine.

Daughter for Rent
Mark Mathias charged with paying woman over a nine-month period to have sex with her 14-year-old daughter.