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Monday, Nov. 2 2009 @ 8:33PM
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| James Miller might decide to pick a less conspicuous Halloween costume next time |
As an officer approached the car, he noticed Miller stuffing gum in his mouth. Miller insisted he hadn't been drinking. Despite the open beer on the console. Or the partially wolfed case on the passenger seat. Or the reinforcement beers in his trunk. Or the Breathalyzer costume he was wearing.
So they decided to give him one. A Breathalyzer, that is -- the real kind, not a costume. Alas, our hero blew a .15, nearly twice the legal limit, and way more than you usually get when not drinking. Since he was also in possession of multiple Ohio drivers licenses, Miller was hit with a host of charges too numerous to mention here. But he's already faced the worst of his sentence: Having a mug shot of himself dressed as Breathalyzer floating around the internet in perpetuity.
Wait, if you blow a 0.4 you are risking death, and this guy blew a 1.5?
Posted 11/03/2009 at 11:19:45 AMWow. I didn't think you could blow a 1.5. Aren't you usually passed out by that time?
Posted 11/03/2009 at 04:31:59 PMI believe you mean a 0.15, which is very survivable and roughly twice the legal limit.
Posted 11/03/2009 at 05:35:28 PMHe blew 0.158. It's a typo.
Posted 11/04/2009 at 07:26:54 AMThis kid graduated a year a head of my son at the same highschool. He's been trouble since day one I have known him. In four years of highschool never saw his mom at school for any sports he was involved in except for one.... loser family
Posted 11/05/2009 at 12:28:19 PMOh yeah and we was supposed to go to college to become a nurse.....better lock up the drugs!
Posted 11/05/2009 at 12:37:04 PMYou are all stupid. 1.8 is when body can't handle the alcohol and u could possibly die. Wow. Iv blown a 1.2 and felt fine. U guys r funny
Posted 11/09/2009 at 10:09:17 AMTo GOODMOM person who said he graduated a year ahead of your son, you are sadly mistaken because I know the "loser family" and the one time you seen his mom was probably the ONE TIME you were at an event.His mom goes to every basketball,wrestling, AND baseball practice. SO I KNOW SHE MAKES it to most games. True that he's in nursing school and for you to post a comment about hiding drugs, the boy drinks LIKE A ALOT OF 20 YEAR OLDS, but he despises drugs and drug abusers. My guess is you couldn't stand the fact that he tied your boy in a knot at wrestling practice every day and thats tough for a parent. Don't sling mud GOODMOM. I LIKE THE STANDARD YOU SET FOR YOUR KID(S).
Posted 11/09/2009 at 12:50:40 PMGoodmom you have no idea what your are talking about I saw his mom at every single wrestling event Miller wrestled in.. get your facts right college and hs students drink quit running from the truth its a fact in America think before you speak
Posted 11/24/2009 at 03:09:38 PMTom Sajna:
I am not sure how the schools rate in Ohio, but your means belonging to you. YOUR house. You're means you are. YOU'RE going home?
A LOT is 2 words.
You SEEN should be you SAW. You HAVE/HAD SEEN is when you use seen. I SAW him today. I HAD SEEN him yesterday. It's pretty simple, really.
Alcohol is a drug. It's called ethanol and it was the cause of 15,829 accident-related auto deaths in 2006 in the U.S> -- 37% of all auto-related deaths, in fact. If Miller is indeed 20, then he is guilty of underage drinking. Drinking while driving is also a crime.
It seems when people defend outrageous, dangerous, reckless behavior by pointing out that many others do the same behavior they are probably defending themselves. How many times have YOU driven while drunk? How many times have YOU put the lives of other people on the line by throwing back beers while you're on the road?
You probably wouldn't be so quick to downplay this if you have to live through a family member being killed by some drunk plowing into them going the wrong way on a street without his lights on.
Posted 12/03/2009 at 11:48:05 AMJames I think your the Shit!!!!!
Posted 02/11/2010 at 08:27:35 PMTom I think you are the shit as well!!!!!
Goodmom your a fucking retard his mom is 10000000 times better than your fat ass!!!!
Jennifer Bitch your probably ugly and fat as well, and think your smart because you passed english. Your Dumb just for being you!!!!
Good Mom, You must be literally retarded. Jamie graduated # 91st at Oak Hills out of 750 kids. What was your son's rank? Im sure a lot lower than that because obviously you are ignorant. James is on the Dean List at the UNIVERSITY OF CINCINNATI for nursing which is top ten program in the United States of America. He made one mistake and your opinion means nothing because your a horrible parent even to set standards for any of your children. Jenifer, this is not English class so stop trying to enforce grammer rules you TOOL. You Idiots are the reason America is in decline.
Posted 02/11/2010 at 08:48:02 PM