Probation officer gives office BJ to boot-camp teen
Driver James P. Miller Fails Breathalyzer... While Dressed in Breathalyzer Costume
Monday, November 2, 2009 at 8:33 pm
| James Miller might decide to pick a less conspicuous Halloween costume next time |
As an officer approached the car, he noticed Miller stuffing gum in his mouth. Miller insisted he hadn't been drinking. Despite the open beer on the console. Or the partially wolfed case on the passenger seat. Or the reinforcement beers in his trunk. Or the Breathalyzer costume he was wearing.
So they decided to give him one. A Breathalyzer, that is -- the real kind, not a costume. Alas, our hero blew a .15, nearly twice the legal limit, and way more than you usually get when not drinking. Since he was also in possession of multiple Ohio drivers licenses, Miller was hit with a host of charges too numerous to mention here. But he's already faced the worst of his sentence: Having a mug shot of himself dressed as Breathalyzer floating around the internet in perpetuity.
Tags: Ohio
