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The Michael Noyer Lesson: Try Not to Leave Your Unemployment Check at Your Next Burglary
By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, drugs, robbery
Monday, Nov. 16 2009 @ 11:14AM
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Michael Noyer: Leaving your unemployment check at the scene of your burglary is estimated to make it 147 percent more likely you'll be caught
In today's episode of The Beginner's Guide to Crime, we introduce you to the concept of not getting caught. Though a basic proposition to the advanced criminal, it remains a rather elusive idea for remedial practitioners of the trade:

That would include Michael Noyer of Manchester, New Hampshire. Last week, police were called to an apartment where someone had broken in and was burglarizing a young girl's bedroom. The father went to investigate and found Noyer hiding behind a door.

Dad apparently had not kept current on his Bally's membership; Noyer managed to flee. But the bad guy left behind an important clue in tracing his whereabouts: A day planner, which included a handy unemployment check bearing his identity...

Police went to his apartment, where he attempted to flee again -- while simultaneously trying to hide some Oxycodone in a bathroom wall. Since he didn't have a prescription -- he could have said he needed it to suppress painfully stupid ideas -- he was hit on drug and burglary charges.