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The Michael Noyer Lesson: Try Not to Leave Your Unemployment Check at Your Next Burglary
Monday, November 16, 2009 at 11:14 am
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| Michael Noyer: Leaving your unemployment check at the scene of your burglary is estimated to make it 147 percent more likely you'll be caught |
That would include Michael Noyer of Manchester, New Hampshire. Last week, police were called to an apartment where someone had broken in and was burglarizing a young girl's bedroom. The father went to investigate and found Noyer hiding behind a door.
Dad apparently had not kept current on his Bally's membership; Noyer managed to flee. But the bad guy left behind an important clue in tracing his whereabouts: A day planner, which included a handy unemployment check bearing his identity...
Police went to his apartment, where he attempted to flee again -- while simultaneously trying to hide some Oxycodone in a bathroom wall. Since he didn't have a prescription -- he could have said he needed it to suppress painfully stupid ideas -- he was hit on drug and burglary charges.
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