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Video: Moron Calls Stabs Himself to Get Off Work at Blockbuster
Wednesday, Nov. 4 2009 @ 1:52PM

This moron told police he'd been stabbed by three Hispanic men dressed in black. But he'd really just fallen off his skateboard, then stabbed himself to make it look like he'd been attacked. Why? Because he wanted to get off work, and he'd apparently never heard of that whole calling in sick thing.