Pedophile politician's $150,000 bribery scheme
Friday, Nov. 13 2009 @ 2:08PM
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| William T. Cole, prior to nose decapitation, decided to rob two men with a small screwdriver |
According to police, two men were at home in Tuscumbia, Alabama when Cole walked into the house, went to a back room, grabbed a coat, and started walking out. One resident confronted him. Though Cole had a knife in his back pocket, he decided to use a small screwdriver as his weapon of choice in this robbery. It didn't make him very scary...
A struggle ensued. That's when a second resident woke up and stuck a knife to Cole's testicle region. It seems the other resident used this opportune moment to bite off the tip of Cole's nose. As one of the men went to get a shotgun, Cole bolted the scene.
Our robber, being something of a dope, was already wanted for failure to appear and bail violations. Police talked to relatives, who convinced him to turn himself in. He's now charged with robbery, being the dumbest guy in Alabama, and masquerading a a self-respecting robber.
Dumbest guy in Alabama? Holy cow, now I'm impressed.
Posted 11/13/2009 at 08:15:21 PMToo many holes on this one. Cole walked in? Some articles report home invasion, but that crime is done with several criminals. Also, the men were smoking crack cocaine and Cole was with them while one freaked out. True or not? And the theft of a jacket? Home-invaders won't head to a closet for one jacket, it's a smash & grab for anything. Cole says to get the other men on the stand and I agree.
Posted 11/20/2009 at 11:08:53 AMHe grabbed the jacket because he had seen the man place the money in the pocket at a store earlier. He basically followed him home to take it. The crack allegation is false...
Posted 12/07/2009 at 11:50:10 AM