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Chandler Eakes Arrested for Trying to Trade Sex for Beer Outside Grocery Store
By Pete Kotz in Sex crimes, Stupid Criminals, bizarre
Thursday, Dec. 10 2009 @ 5:01PM
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Chandler Eakes stood outside a gocery store with a sign reading "Will trade sex for beer"
​Only two things could have been going through the mind of Chandler Westfield Eakes. Either he somehow believed chicks really dig him. Or he presumed a South Carolina grocery store has a large clientele of lonely gay men willing to sleep with anyone.

There's no other way to explain his behavior outside the BI-LO grocery in Hartsville, South Carolina. Police say that's where Eakes stood outside holding a sign that said "Will trade sex for beer." Unfortunately, he seemed to have overestimated his attraction as a sexual partner.

He was still waiting for prospective customers when cops arrived to bust him for solicitation.