Man blames girlfriend's threesome for murder 1
Grandpa randomly punches kids at Walmart 2
Inmate seduces 5 female prison workers 3
Jordan Iddings Will Wed in Ankle Bracelet After Bachelor Gone Wild
Thursday, Dec. 17 2009 @ 6:01PM
Jordon-Iddings_150.jpg
​We may be going out on a limb here, but Lindsey Heraford might wish to reconsider her pending nuptials to Jordan Bryant Iddings this Saturday. If his bachelor party is any indication, we're guessing hubby will be in prison long before they ever get to the settling in/reproduction stage...

bachelor-party.jpg
Next time, the boys from Missoula might consider a more traditional route, like staying home, inviting mom and the kids, and just inviting over a lady to get barenaked and pur liquor on herself.
​Our festivities began last month in Missoula, Montana, where Iddings and his friends spent a night of carousing for his bachelor party. They began at Hooters, quite naturally, where Iddings & Co. began starting fights with other customers.

But because this is manly Montana, where people have a tendency to live and let live, no one wanted to press charges. So the cops booted them from Hooters, saying they'd be arrested if they continued to act like dickheads that night.

The party moved on to the Bodega Bar, where Iddings is accused of groping a woman. She slapped him, so Iddings decided to punch her in the face in return. But for some reason, Bodega patrons didn't beat his ass silly, even though it's exactly What Jesus Would Do.

The party then moved on to Red's Bar and began causing trouble again. When the bartender asked them to leave, he was knocked to the ground and beaten by the group, while the rest of the party egged them on.

"Hit him more, he is still conscious, put him out," the group chanted, according to a police report.

This time the cops were called, but the bachelor party continued to be combative. Police say Iddings yelled obscenities at them, and when his buddies gathered around to try to prevent them from arresting him, they had to be threatened with pepper spray to back off. 

Then, as they were ushering him to a patrol car, Iddings decided to head-butt a sergeant at the scene, calling the cop the daintiest of insults -- "good bitch" -- and saying that "I have a good lawyer." 

Not even the limo driver ushering the party around was spared from torment that night. William Hennefer said the men were trying to fight "anyone who got in their way." When he saw them beating the bartenders at Red's, he pulled out a camera to shoot pictures, which he intended to hand over to the cops.

But according to police, Ryan Schnabl, 24, grabbed Hennefer's camera, then punched him in the head. The driver, who has a concealed carry permit, pulled a gun and told the group to back off till police arrived.

He said he was so afraid they'd beat him senseless that he almost pulled the trigger. In retrospect, that doesn't sound like such a bad idea -- if only to save bride Lindsey Heraford from being married to this prick.

The 24-year-old Iddings is now charged with assault, sexual assault, and assault on a police officer. He has multiple previous convictions for drunk driving. Five other members of the bachelor party also face charges.

Miss Heraford, unfortunately, is still going through with her wedding. The groom will be wearing an ankle bracelet to monitor is whereabouts as he takes his vows.


Tags: Montana