The Tornondo A. Pugh Lesson: Never Rob a Bank When You're Drunk at 8:30 a.m.

• rocki, thank you for you advice, I don't know about a Vampire story but I will keep your shared information close at hand. I truly am glade that these vulgar comments have been taken off. Rocki I will stay away from this Vampire story.

• star, Mr. Kotz, Although this story is now quite amusing to the lowest common denomniator, I would actually be worried about pissing off a real person (on that Vampire story) where you people are all making fun of him when he has felony charges dating back to 2001 for stalking (I don't know if they got dropped) and then he (or is it him?) posts a comment and you people continue to make fun of him. I was going to post something but when I saw that and looked him other places, I was too scared. The lines between publicity stunt and delusional are real fuzzy on that one. And I would urge Mr. Kotz to keep a permanent file on that story (unless you know its not really him)

• See, it's very easy to do.

• star, everyone, Can't you tell the comments above all posted between 3 a.m. and 3:30 a.m. supposedly by different people are all posted by the same person. They wouldn't have had time to read and respond to each other. They are posted only about 2 minutes apart each.

• j, There are 6 individuals on this site that actually have something intelligent to say. Your not one of them. I can assure you and the rest of these half whits that a person with half a brain does not express themselves the way you people do. These characters you refer to as THEY "is this follow the leader?" My High School Students had better vocabulary then you idiots do. I'm 62 yrs old think about what was just said to me. I said nothing hurtful to anyone. You asked me if I was having sex with little boys, you also called me a mother fucker. I guess these two ladies and I will use the term loosely. Marie said I like little boys and I will like prison. Alexa said I suck off little boys. I have Not addressed any of you people in a disrespectful manner. Why would you people want to talk like that to someone you do not know? Would you talk to your Father that way? Your Grandfather that way? Your Uncle that way? I lived a Long time, this world saddens me.

• Sandy,Jane Wilder, I do understand why you changed your user names. Someone said it before, you really pissed these nuts off. Stay smart and do not lower yourselves to their level.

• Wow congrats everyone on not actually commenting on the story. (even though sandys pretty damn funny). I was just going to say that this guy would still be a turd (aka bad criminal) if he was purple. Mentality doesnt have a colour people.

• Gagme, Show some consideration for what "crackers" have done for your people. We took you out of Africa, where you'd still be sitting around naked swatting flies for your whole day, created the entire welfare system, and built a whole bunch of extra jails. Enjoy!

• Gaggy, Yes, I was blogging you. You do understand that we are not talking to one another? We are all on computers. This is called blogging. You could not have gotten my daughter pregnant. I don't have a daughter! That was my son you were trying to get at. Don't you remember? I ran you off. So you went two doors down from me and hooked up with another boy. " Look" You and your daughter"s babies have web feet; so what. With shoes on,no one will ever be able to tell.

• what a great BURN Sandy!!!

• Sandy lol

• Gregg, You know sence we are next door neighbors in our trailerpark and you were my first customer; Christmas was great. But the big Qustions is? Did you get enough money selling crack behind the back cornen to get your12 yr.old daughter that abortion she needed? You know because your the father.

• Get. The. Hell. Off. Of. My. Lawn!

• And also The President of The United States of America.

• Yep -- and it figures that the Pediatrician who turned his practice into a child rape center is a cracker. Sandy -- shouldn't you be out on the strip trying to earn a few more crinkled five dollar bills to buy your kids a carton of cigarettes for Christmas? Or do you want your children to be the only ones at the trailerpark without smokes and Mad Dog 20/20 on Christmas morning?

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