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Christopher Gribble: This Guy's Gotta Die

Friday, January 8, 2010 at 10:02 am
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In today's episode of This Guy's Gotta Die, we introduce you to a particularly loathsome creep. He not only broke into a woman's house with three other douchebags, but he helped machete the mom to death while repeatedly stabbing an 11-year-old girl...

Subject: Christopher Gribble

Occupation: 20-year-old who still hangs out with high school kids, general piece of shit.

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Kimberly Cates was hacked to death with a machete in front of her 11-year-old daughter
Evidence: He's admitted to the home invasion robbery of Kimberly Cates and her 11-year-old daughter Jaimie in Mont Vernon, New Hampshire. Not only did he and his douchebag friends decide beforehand that they would kill whoever they robbed that night, but they macheted Kimberly to death in front of her daughter. Then Gribble repeatedly stabbed Jaimie, who survived after two weeks in the hospital.

But Gribble makes an especially vile dickhead because he bragged to friends before the robbery that he was about to kill someone. He's also a moron because he bragged to friends after the robbery -- and they ratted him out.

True Crime Report's Verdict: You're the kind of guy who actually boasts about killing a mom and nearly stabbing to death an 11-year-old girl? Oh yeah, this guy's gotta die -- preferably slowly, painfully, with some serious Old Testament attitude.

Also see Christopher Gribble Regrets Not Killing 11-Year-Old Girl in Home Invasion.

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