Gary Riley Charged with Raping His Neighbor's Dog
In case you feel like being really weirded out on this fine Monday morning, we bring you this tale from Chino Valley, Arizona. That's where a man came home to find his 6-month-old collie missing from his fenced-in yard...
So he searched the neighborhood looking for the young lass, to no avail. When he arrived back home, he found his neighbor -- 38-year-old Gary Riley -- raping the animal.
But it seems Riley wasn't ready to give up his newfound sexual treasure. He put up a struggle before the neighbor punched him in the face to ensure the dog's release. By the time police arrived, Riley was hiding under a bed.
He claimed he was just returning the dog to its rightful owner. But police found scratches and claw marks all over his body -- including his pelvic area, which presumably would have been covered in any decent I'm Just Returning Your Dog case.
A medical exam also indicated the dog had been raped. Riley is now being held for bestiality, assault and theft.