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Jason Barry, 17, Leaves Bomb Threat at NY Apple Store; Police Don't Laugh

Tuesday, January 19, 2010 at 5:46 am
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​Tuesday morning's Breakfast Reading from around the Village Voice Empire: A kid jokingly leaves a bomb threat at at NY computer store. Why isn't anyone laughing? Plus, great moments in moronic arsonists and the problems with getting too old to mug-n-roll...

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​Nothing Like a Little Bomb Threat to Liven Up the Crowd
A kid leaves a bomb threat at a New York Apple store. He says it was a joke, but police find him tragically unfunny.

A Moron's Guide to Arson
First he has sex with a 14-year-old girl. The he decides to burn down a house he no longer owned believing -- incorrectly -- that he would collect on the insurance.

The Fading Strong-Arm Man
Mugger tries to rob guy half his age, but ends up with heart attack. Will be charged with vastly overestimating his strength, wits and quickness once he's released from the hospital.

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