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Wesley Shourt Tries to Poison His Neighbor's Cats
Friday, January 15, 2010 at 7:00 am
The beef with his neighbor had been going on some time when Shrout decided to take matters into his own hands. He placed bowls of nutritious anti-freeze across his lawn.
We're not sure if cats like this stuff, but dogs sure do. It causes neurological damage and death by unparalleled agony, which leads us to conclude that Shrout also thinks Serbian genocide would make a great stage comedy.
Alas, our junior sadist's plot was discovered before he could kill the cats. Police are unsure if he killed anyone else's animals. But they are sure that Shrout has been charged with abuse of a living creature.
Tags: New Jersey
