Jonathan Sharkey, 'Vampire' Who's Running a Governor, Wants to Marry a 16-Year-Old

• Who is that? the UNDERTAKER!!!!

• So I just got back on the site and see someone is still using my name how sad and attention starved are they?

• I don't think he went to prison. I think he was arrested for threatening a judge (threatening to impale judge), but the charges may have been dropped. He might have spent a night or two in jail.

• I could be wrong, but I believe there may be a handful of states where 16 is the legal age of consent. On the other hand, it seems to me many states have stipulations about the difference in age up to 18? I don't know enough to really do anything other than speculate, but it's all around creepy. If you've seen the documentary about this guy's political aspirations, he had another girlfriend at the time who seemed to have her kids living with him, and the whole thing was just incredibly pitiful, embarassing to watch, and depressing. If I'm not mistaken, there might be some discussion about him meeting her when she was underage too. I'm starting to find adults who continue to live within this dillusion that they are mythological creatures EXTREMELY annoying. I think even kids who adamately swear they are vampires are almost always compensating for some really deep-rooted problems. That should be a big red flag to parents. It's just so indicateive of an unwillingness to face reality and grow up. It's like someone having an imaginary friend behind the age of adolescence. The funny thing is how dismal his chances of getting elected seem even before his legal troubles. When you watch the documentary, for me, I was wincing with discomfort the whole time, realizing how crushed this guy's hopes were going to be. I honestly couldn't even finish it. Now, it's nothing short of laughable that he continues to believe anyone could ever take him seriously, especially after this! Am I remembering correctly that he may have already served some time in prison?

• This guy looks like a mid-life-crisis, barbers nightmare waiting to happen. Its sad any little girl would look at him and see a potential mate. What a sick freak. I doubt he'll get the political position he desires. Unless the world has gone totally insane.

• J, I agree, I think he should go to jail and fall victim to a little impaling himself, in the form of buggery of course!! How can someone publicly admit they are a pedophile and get away with it? I was pretty sure that 16 and over 21 was illegal in every state. Maybe I'm wrong?!

• I, for one, would be overjoyed seeing this douchebag go to prison, and find it hilarious. It would be a great addition to his legacy of pitifullness.

• http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2010/02/jonathan_sharke_1.php The teen girlfriend has been taken into custody. Mr.Governor Vampire Dude Guy is also at the police station, sitting in the lobby, waiting for her. He has no been charged at this point. I read about this guy awhile back and he is one creepy, sick , perverted paedophile, with illusions of grandeur. He is without a doubt his own biggest fan and admirer.

• Good Lord. It's almost like the impaling is becoming a mockery of itself! Someone should write a comedy skit with a loser gothic vampire guy, where every slight or offense is met with threats of impaling.

• This guy is a creep. He just posted this video of him with pictures of him and this young girl making out. He also threatens to impale the girl's mother in this pathetic video. I love at how the end he shows a picture of his unborn child who supposedly died, and writes that Paige has promised to give him another child. This guy is pretty sick. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihenS2VMaz4 What is the age of consent in this state?

• When I was young I met a much older man at a youth club. He gave me free cigarettes and his attention was flattering to a 15 year old with self esteem issues (as so many of us had!). I won't go into how bad things got over the subsequent two months (it was really very bad), but he used to claim he "loved" me, and I would defend him out of fear. It's quite clear from what I've read of this case that it is a case of another young girl flattered by the false but vehemently proclaimed "love" of a paedophile, especially when it was targeted at her at her most vulnerable, when she is not connecting well with her parents (paedophiles like him target the weak like this). She must have very strong self esteem problems to not see she could do so much better, and the reason he is mad about "very young" women as he says is because noone his own age would touch him with a bargepole. Saying all that, did I listen to my mum and dad when they begged me not to go off with him? Not until I was black and blue and miles from home one night. After then it was air rifles through our front door and screaming outside, stalking me at school and chasing me home. As long as she is not connecting with her parents and they tell her not to see him, she will rebel. She'll learn the hard way sadly. I did!

• I don't care if you are a vampire, werewolf, mutant, or mortal, being over the age of 20 and wanting a 16 year old to marry you should be illegal. I would think any "relationship" they may have probably already is illegal. What a great example for a public leader! Also, I have learned that this guy opposes the American laws and wrote a whole list of laws for his own nation and has tried to be recognized as a seperate nation from the US and someone else (can't remember who). If he disagrees with our laws and doesn't like our country, why would he want to be a public official? Does he think that being Governor will let him get the chance to change our laws to his preference?

• He actually says he likes "younger women"? Hope Paige knows she won't always be 16. In a few years when she is truly a grown woman he's gonna be going after the next 16 year old girl. Why isn't this freak locked away with an EPO to keep him away from this girl? The police there must be sleeping on the job while this nasty, horrible insane.. thing, announces to the world he's a pedo.

• What a fruitcake! First he thinks he is a vampire, then he wants to be governer, and now he wants to marry a 16 year old child?! Why doesn't he just impale himself and save people their troubles?!?! If the people of minnesota vote him for governer, I feel sorry for them!

• @ mcr Thanks, and I like when you take no prisoners!!! Kick ass and take NO names :)

• Oh, ES Girlie...I love when you rhyme. :)

• I bet he smokes crack cocainia send him back to Tranylvania!!

• Search for him on here and you'll see a few details of what a nutjob the guy is from another story on him.

• wtf? need more deatails

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