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Paula Sladewski Murder: Police Sketch of Man Last Seen with Model at Nightclub

Thursday, Feb. 4 2010 @ 6:00AM
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Thursday morning's Breakfast Reading from around the Village Voice Empire: A suspect sketch is released in the case of a murdered model. The famed penis gluers of Wisconsin get a lenient sentence. And a Texas bad-ass gets what's coming to him...

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Police release a sketch of the man last seen with murdered model Paula Sladewski, whose body was found in a burning trash can.
Paula Sladewski Suspect
Police release a sketch of the man last seen with the murdered model at a Miami nightclub.

Wisconsin Penis Gluers Get Probation
Four women who conspired to glue philanderer Donessa Davis' penis to his stomach all get probation, as God intended.

The Discount Bad-Ass of East Texas
As Robert Yangeh was being questioned by police, he decided to flee on foot. Police naturally followed. And that naturally left his abandoned car free for the stealing.

Also see Model Paula Sladewski Sent Text Saying Boyfriend Kevin Klym was "Trying to Kill Me.