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Rip Torn, Alleged Actor, Drunkenly Breaks into Connecticut Bank
Monday, Feb. 1 2010 @ 1:42PM
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​Actor Rip Torn is known for his supporting roles as the craggy sidekick in Men in Black and The Larry Sanders Show. He's also known for his devotion to booze and guns. The latter two came into play while he was very hammered in Salisbury, Connecticut...

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Rip Torn has appeared in Men in Black and The Larry Sanders Show. He now appears drunkenly confused in Connecticut banks.
​It appears the 78-year-old star of stage and screen decided it would be a good idea to smash a window in his front door so he could sleep off a night of boozing. Unfortunately, Torn was so hammered he mistook the Litchfield Bank for his own home, so he broke a window and let himself in.

The only damage was to the window. And since Torn was too drunk to realize he'd broken into a bank, he was also too drunk to steal anything. He was found waiting for police with a loaded gun.

This isn't the first time he's run afoul of of Johnny Law. He has multiple arrests for drunk driving. He's also made multiple attempts -- apparently unsuccessful -- to quit the sauce.

In court this morning, he agreed to once again entertain another bout with rehab.

Tags: Connecticut