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Stefanie Vargas, Moron of the Day: Caught Breaking into Cars... with 911 Listening In

By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, robbery
Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 9:42 am
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Stefanie Vargas, 19, and Kristian Amezquita, 13, decided it would be a swell idea to break into cars outside the Lollipops nightclub in Daytona Beach. But since they're morons, one of them accidentally called 911 on their cell during this most advanced caper...
 
Police listened in as they discussed what was worth stealing as they went through the cars. When cops pulled up, dispatchers could hear Amezquita yelling "Go, go" as Vargas tried to speed away in an SUV.

Unfortunately, they were not swift enough to escape Daytona's finest. Amezquita was sent to juvie, and Vargas was charged with burglary.

See yesterday's episode of Moron of the Day: Never Invite Beer Drinkers to a Wine Tasting.


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