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Travis Ballenger, Would-Be Rapist, Gets What He Deserves: A Finely Executed Beatdown
Wednesday, Feb. 3 2010 @ 12:55PM
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Travis J. Ballenger, 29, fancies himself as having a touch with the ladies. So he asked a woman to hook up at a home in Marco Island, Florida. But the woman found him unworthy of romantic pawing. She said no...

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Bernard Cushman was arrested for beating a would-be rapist. Since when is this a crime?
This led Ballenger to believe that if cooing wouldn't do the trick, a little force was in order. He pushed her on the couch, sat on her, and started to unbuckle her pants.

Bernard Victor Cushman heard the woman scream and entered the room. He asked Ballenger to leave. But Ballenger, as you may have guessed, is lacking that gene that tells you when to smarten up. He refused. So Cushman decided this would be a good time to kick Ballenger's ass.

John William Purkey had the same thought. He too heard the commotion and entered the room, also deciding that Ballenger's ass deserved beating. And so he did.

At this point it appears our perp finally discovered that his intended hook-up was no longer on the table -- and that he best take flight, lest he soon resemble the Elephant Man or Mickey Rourke. He bolted the house with Cushman in hot pursuit carrying a knife.

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John Purkey was also nabbed for beating a rapist -- and shoving a cig up his ass so he could enjoy a celebratory smoke in jail.
But there seems to be something wrong with the cops on Marco Island. Instead of arresting Ballenger and giving the other two a medal -- or at least a coupon to Denny's -- all three were pinched.

Ballenger was charged with battery and sexual battery. He apparently didn't learn from the beatdown, since he was further charged with assaulting an officer, threatening an officer, and threatening an officer's family, a doucherific trifecta.

Cushman was charged with battery and assault. Purkey was hit with battery.

Our heroes who saved the woman from rape also took a pinch for smuggling contraband. It appears both shoved cigs up their rectums so they could enjoy a celebratory smoke while cooling in the slam.