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Booty Enhancement Surgery -- Using Bathroom Caulk! -- Leaves 6 Women Hospitalized
Tuesday, March 9, 2010 at 3:47 pm
In seems there are a fair number of women in northern New Jersey who are going for the voluptuous butt look, as seen in all the finest rap videos. But in an attempt to skirt the high prices of real plastic surgeons, they took a chance on the illegal kind...
And that's caused a bit of a problem.
We're not doctors or anything, but you likely can't achieve this using bathroom caulk. Roofing tar works way better.
Police are still piecing together the case, but here's what we know: Six women have been admitted to Essex County, New Jersey hospitals seeking treatment for bad butt enhancements. Instead of using legal materials, they went to scab doctors -- or perhaps moonlighting plumbers -- who used commercial-grade silicone in their ass repairs. You know, like the kind you use to caulk your bathtub?
And as you may have expected, it didn't turn out so well. Instead of getting fuller and more bootilicious, the fraudulent treatment does little more than create what resemble giant zits on a woman's butt. This left more than a few unsatisfied -- and hurting -- customers.
There's no word yet on who's performing the illegal surgeries, or whether it involves more than one pretend doctor. But an alert has been issued to state hospitals to be on the watch for more victims.
Tags: Gooberville, New Jersey
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