Gersh Gofman, 83, Beat 99-Year-Old Grandpa with Steering Wheel Lock in Parking Spot Beef

• In New York yes. A parking spot is worth kicking aomeone's ass over. Plus, the guy was already parked. The older of the old geezers came out and told the younger Ancient guy to move his car because the "doctor who usually parks here will be here soon". No mention is made if it is a public or private parking space. If it was a public parking space in Brooklyn (and I think there are maybe 17 total public free parking spots in Brooklyn) then the 100 yr old guy neded to back off.

• @ Stray, I fail to see how a 99 year old man can be a danger to someone. He's 99. Just push him over = EPIC WIN.

• Normally I love stories where old guys kick ass, but this story is a little disturbing. This guy might actually be a danger to himself and others, if he can't even exercise enough self control to NOT beat someone up when he is trying to park the car. Self control that millions of Americans exercise every day while parking a car.

• i really really really wish there was video of this!! hahaha

• LMAO "He jumped on me like a TIGER!" hahahahaha I would pay to see an 83yr old jump on someone's body like a tiger and punch them however much he wanted. lol Just wish we could match up Gofman with the 60yr old who beat up the punk on the bus...lol NOW THATS A MATCHUP! (of course we have to let Gofman use his Club because of the age difference) Thanks for the laugh Pete!

• That cracked me up, Bob

• Bob the epic grandeur of your tale brought a tear to my eye

• If I saw this happening I would have grabbed both of them by the collars to separate them. Then, since I'm 34, I would have started kicking the 83 year old knowing that I could save the 99 year old for later. After the 83 year old was on the ground weezing from stomach punches I would have gotten a hold of the 99 year old and bit*h slapped him (being respectful of his age and all) back and forth. Then I would have picked them both up and repeatedly konked their heads together knowing that onlookers would be watching by now and would think what a hero I was and how cool I looked saving the day. Some hot chick in the crowd would have most likely come up to me after words and thrown her arms around me to give me a big kiss out of gratitude and all. And everyone would be cheering.

• Haha.. Absolutely no jail time! He would end up beating up on the guards! Maybe Golfer's should go find a roller derby group to relieve some of that aggression in his old bones...

• Gofman needs some "quiet time" maybe do some community service hours - lots of them. Mr. Pulwers is indeed a cool person, cooler than I'd be about it. All this over a parking space? sheesh...

• That's what happens when you get old...you don't take shit off anyone anymore! It's only a problem when two old farts have an altercation! LMAO! I hope that both of them live for many more years to come. Jail? I think not. Mr. Pulwers is cool though...taking care of his neighbors and stating he's not going to sue. It's another trait of old people, apathy to the unimportant things in life.

• Pulwers sounds like a sweet old man. I'm glad he isnt going to harp on whats going to happen in the case. He should be enjoying the rest of his years rather than going over this one incident for months in court. He has a good attitude about things, thats rare. I hope our justice system comes through for him. Im not saying Golfers needs seven years in jail, but I hope whatever they decide Pulwers finds fair. Golfers, granted he is really old, what the hell was he thinking? I mean, was it really THAT big of a deal? He took more time and effort fighting then the little effort it would have been to just move his damn car. Too bad he didnt have enough brains to figure that out, or that he should have taken the plea bargain.

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