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By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, bizarre
Wednesday, March 17, 2010 at 10:05 am
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There are morons. And then there are blistering hot morons, the kind who can burn down as basketball arena just by breathing within a 100-miles radius. Jason Batos is second variety. He was to appear in a Papillion, Nebraska court on DUI charges...

It seems that last September, he got exceedingly hammered, so he jumped a curb and hit five cars, badly injuring three people. After this kind of incident, you'd think he'd be smart enough to reconsider his ways -- or at least hide them from a judge.

But no, Jason Batos is stupid. Really damn stupid.

His father drove him to court so Jason could appear on the DUI charges. But our hero decided to get drunk that day -- so drunk that Dad had to ask police for help getting him out of the car, since Jason was too hammered to walk under his own power.

Police instead decided to charge him with failure to appear in court; he was too incoherent to make a decent appearance anyway. When they took him to a hospital, he registered a blood alcohol content of 0.43, which was enough to get the entire Ottoman Empire hammered in its prime.

Now that he's stacked the failure to appear charge atop his original DUI, he's looking at 18 months in jail, where there is rumored to be no jukebox or Wednesday night specials on Natural Light.

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