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John Brandon Claims He Killed After Confronting Girlfriend in Threesome; Police Aren't Buying
It seems someone neglected to inform us that it was Shitty Excuse Day here at True Crime. Or maybe our nation's underworld is just getting dumber by the moment. Introducing 50-year-old John Brandon, who apparently forgot that lies are intended to diminish one's actions...![]()
Police were called to the New York City apartment of his girlfriend, Deborah Blount, after a friend received a phone message from Brandon, who claimed he killed the woman and two men after catching them in a threesome. ![]()
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When cops arrived, they found Deborah's bloody body on the floor of her bedroom. The men, however, were no where in sight.
Brandon claimed he'd chopped up their bodies and dumped them in Jersey, favored by criminals throughout the Tri-State Area as a great place to dispose of human remains. Initially, police believed his tale.
Then detectives began to watch surveillance tape of the building. It showed Deborah and Brandon entering the building that evening, but no sign of the two other players in this supposed sexual drama. Neighbors also saw the couple in the hallway that evening.
One neighbor said she heard a woman scream in the early hours of the next morning. But she said she heard a lot of screaming outside that night. So instead of calling police, she yelled out the window for everyone to shut up. The screaming lasted five minutes and then it stopped.
Police now believe there was no threesome, and there are no bodies buried in Jersey. But Brandon -- who's forgotten the criminal adage that you never lie your way into additional charges -- is sticking to his story.
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