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Marissa Ann Putignano-Keene, New Bride, Arrested on Honeymoon for Trying to Run Over Hubby's Ex-Girlfriend

By Pete Kotz in Sex crimes, assault, bizarre
Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 11:47 am
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​Marissa Ann Putignano-Keene and Timothy Keene are not the kind of people who you hope have a prosperous marriage with many children. They had just gotten wed at the Barnstable Town Hall in Massachusetts...

Then they split a bottle of champagne to celebrate. They were driving around town when the newly minted Mrs. Keane (pictured above) spotted a woman who had previous relations with her new hubby.

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Timothy Keene, groom and registered sex offender, spent his wedding night in jail for trying to run over his ex-girlfriend
​The woman was walking in a parking lot with her son, so Putignano-Keene decided it would be a good idea to roll down her window and cuss at the pair, complete with sexually loaded insults. After all, you can never be too classy on your wedding day.

But the bride wasn't content to just hurl slurs. After the car passed, the woman heard an engine roar. She turned to find Mrs. Keane driving toward her and her son, trying to run them down. They jumped out of the way before they were hit.

But as the bride tried to back away, she rammed into a fence. Barnstable police arrested the newlyweds at the scene.

The couple spent their honeymoon night in jail. The bride's been charged with disorderly conduct and injuring property for running over the fence. The groom -- who just happens to be a registered sex offender for a 2000 pinch for lascivious behavior -- was also charged with disorderly conduct.

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