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By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, robbery
Monday, March 22, 2010 at 9:16 am
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​Police in Kennewick, Washington didn't have much of a problem tracking down the moron who broke into the Bella Office Furniture store there. It seems the criminally inclined mope felt so sure of not getting caught, he spent five hours on the company's computer...

He surfed porn and tried to sell stolen items over the internet. He also helpfully logged into his MySpace account, just to make it extra easy to catch him.

Detectives quickly nabbed the 17-year-old moron, who's now charged with burglary. Worst of all: It seems all he stole was a cell phone.

God have mercy on our next generation of young criminals.

See our last episode of Moron of the Day: Moron Paid for Crack with Monopoly Money; His Dealer was Displeased.

Special thanks to reader Clinton for the tip.

Tags: Washington

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