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Moron of the Day Breaks into Furniture Store, Helpfully Logs into His MySpace Account
Monday, Mar. 22 2010 @ 9:16AM
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He surfed porn and tried to sell stolen items over the internet. He also helpfully logged into his MySpace account, just to make it extra easy to catch him.
Detectives quickly nabbed the 17-year-old moron, who's now charged with burglary. Worst of all: It seems all he stole was a cell phone.
God have mercy on our next generation of young criminals.
See our last episode of Moron of the Day: Moron Paid for Crack with Monopoly Money; His Dealer was Displeased.
Special thanks to reader Clinton for the tip.
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Posted 03/22/2010 at 10:40:51 AMOk, not to go all annoying grammar police on ya, just trying to understand the story. Was he trying to sell stolen stuff on the internet? "He surfed porn and tried to stolen items over the internet."
Posted 03/22/2010 at 10:55:49 AMuh...what? I take it this was just to account for boredom? He did all that for a cellphone? Oh me america , america, america.
Posted 03/22/2010 at 11:29:25 AMWho breaks into a furniture store for a cell phone anyway?
Posted 03/22/2010 at 06:04:07 PMWho breaks into a furniture store, period?!
Posted 03/22/2010 at 06:31:47 PMHA. (Nobody cares about grammar).
Posted 03/22/2010 at 09:17:53 PMit never ends does it? one stupid fool after another but it does give me something to laugh at
Posted 03/23/2010 at 06:15:49 PM