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Sean P. Dunn, Moron of the Day: Wrapped Frat Brother in Toilet Paper, Set Him On Fire
Wednesday, Mar. 10 2010 @ 10:05AM
Today's edition of Moron of the Day makes us happy we went to city school where they didn't have frats. Meet Sigma Alpha Epsilon, a 110-year-old fraternity at the University of Kentucky that's making a name for itself with moronic hijinks...
Last Saturday, member Sean P. Dunn, 19 (pictured above), decided it would be a swell idea to wrap an unnamed frat brother in toilet paper, then set him on fire. So he did.
The victim was engulfed in flames up to his shoulders, so he rolled on the floor to put it out. This, naturally, caused the floor to catch fire, so Dunn frantically tried to stomp it out. By the time police and firefighters arrived, he'd suffered first-degree burns to his hands. The victim, weirdly enough, didn't even have to be hospitalized.
Dunn was charged with arson, wanton endangerment and tampering with evidence. But our story doesn't end there. When it comes to douchery, Sigma Alpha Epsilon is fully loaded and ready to play.
Joseph Henry McKinley III, privileged little asshole and son of a U.S. district judge, was also charged with punching a cop in the face
Meet our second Moron of the Day. That would be frat brother Joseph Henry McKinley III. As you may have guessed by his name, he's a privileged little asshole, the son of U.S. District Judge Joseph H. McKinley Jr.
University police were doing a room check to make sure everyone was safe and to get them to the lobby. It seems our frat brothers had turned the joint into one massive fire hazard.
According to police, McKinley pretended to be asleep in one of the rooms as police made their rounds. He ignored a cop's request to go to the lobby. Then he gave the cop the old "fuck you" before punching him in the face. He too was arrested -- and not for the first time.
Two years ago, McKinley was also arrested for punching another man at the frat. Stephen Pearce was waiting for a friend outside the house when another friend asked why McKinley was wearing only his thong underwear. So McKinley, apparently hammered, staggered out of the house and beat Pearce on the head, breaking his nose.
Pearce couldn't see after the beating, so he stumbled to the frat's door and fell to his knees. That's when another little frat boy threatened to kick him in the face.
McKinley was convicted of assault, and not even daddy's money could get him off. He lost his appeal as well. Pearce is now suing him and the frat for $13,000.See yesterday's episode of Moron of the Day: America's Cheapest Hooker Traded Sex for $5 and a Jawbreaker.
What simple simons, college and they made it WOW? Old McKinley needs to see there is actually consequences for his actions too b4 he ends up like old Vander Sloot.
Posted 03/10/2010 at 10:39:05 AMLOL HA! so true
Posted 03/10/2010 at 12:49:35 PMMan college students are become stupider everyday. I worry about this future of this world
Posted 03/10/2010 at 05:50:46 PMSo ... how long before you Americans elect president Joseph Henry McKinley III?
You know you want to ......
Posted 03/10/2010 at 06:37:05 PMLadies and gentlemen -- I give you the cream of the white, upper-class youth...heartless, soulless, greedy and violent. America's finest! What do you want to bet at least one of these guys grows up to be a Republican senator?
Posted 03/10/2010 at 11:31:42 PM@DZak, fyi "stupider" isn't a word. Just so you know, you are more stupid than the people in the world that you worry about.
Posted 03/11/2010 at 12:10:20 AMGaggy if he was black he wouldn't of done this huh? It's his race that made him do it.
Posted 03/11/2010 at 12:48:33 AMKeep in mind this happened in Kentucky, it's not necessarily a reflection of fraternities in general. SAE is on my campus, and they seem to be pretty chill (and not retards like those in the article).
Disclaimer: I'm a greek (not SAE though)
Posted 03/11/2010 at 12:52:00 AMCollege kids aren't getting any dumber, colleges are just admitting more people.
Not even half the people who attend colleges in this country, and only a fraction of the graduates actually end up using their degrees. Colleges put up with all the idiot freshman because - guess what - they're worth ~$2000 ea. per quarter.
Posted 03/11/2010 at 02:28:12 AMJoe -
You know why you're gay? Because you said SAE was chill. I hope you're not at the UMN where they have those gay lions out front. I was asked to be in that frat, and went to a meeting, did part of the whole rush thing, and finally had to ask my dad, "Why would anyone want to do this?" and my father, along with everyone else I asked only could respond with, "Oh, well if you can't make friends the real way, you just join a frat!" Makes sense - I never went back, considering I didn't care to be friends with any of the 'gentlemen' there who were gay enough to sit in groups of 15+ and watch porn together... I wasn't there for the whole sucking eachother off part. Too bad.
Disclaimer: I'm not greek (because I can make real friends)
lol just kidding joe... ermmmm
Posted 03/11/2010 at 02:57:00 AMIs that what they consider hazing these days?
Posted 03/11/2010 at 04:27:30 AMJoe you speak if frat-boy douchebaggery is a regional issue. I guarantee your experience both with SAE on your campus and in your frat makes you feel like this is an indictment against "greeks", and you should because all of you are fucking spoiled pieces of shit.
Posted 03/11/2010 at 04:38:54 AMJoe is dumb, Yes but I wish I could send my son to these colleges so my son can be a fucking spoiled piece of shit. And I would bet that most parents in the US would love to send their children to college to join a Frat so they can be spoiled pieces of shit. If only, If only!
Posted 03/11/2010 at 04:55:27 AMWow what a bunch of losers. Can you imagine??
Dee
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@ Splash Pad - Gaggy is virulent, unhappy ignoramus. If this person was on a high function, productive team, It would be one no longer. Gaggy is poisonous. Apparently, Gaggy is jobless or underemployed and housebound. These comments are typical.
Posted 03/11/2010 at 10:30:17 AMGaggy would never spout this shit in public. Her arguments would be deconstructed and she has no statistics to back them up.
Middle class, upper middle class & upper class kids becoming spoiled. SHOCK. AMAZEMENT.
She has not lived on another continent to see privileged, nonwhite kids doing the same shit. she opens her mouth; She inserts her feet; she scores!!!
Posted 03/11/2010 at 10:40:32 AMThat's funny, Gaggy, because I was thinking the same thing myself, that Joseph Henry McKinley III will be the Speaker of the House in 20 years. But I think punching a cop will get him knocked out in the primary.
Posted 03/11/2010 at 11:00:39 AMA million dollars says the guy doesn't do time. His father will call in markers to get him off. And if he never pays a price for his messes, he will continue to make a mess and someone will clean it up for him. Like dear old dad.
When was the last time this young man ever had to take the consequences for anything?
Posted 03/11/2010 at 02:55:34 PMGaggy,
Please post your racist comments on some black militant website that would actually welcome your opinion and not make you seem like a pompous ass.
Posted 03/12/2010 at 03:30:25 PMI'm almost positive this is the same kid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HccP7aBJcWI
Someone with the screen name "OwensboroMusicMan" commented on it and McKinley is from Owensboro. Too good to be true?
Posted 03/12/2010 at 05:19:45 PMGaggy, Your not only funny your smart. And once again the apple dosen't fall to far from the tree. Look little darling McKinley IIIbastard is growing up just like daddy.
Posted 03/12/2010 at 05:53:21 PMEvery single greek is exactly like this! Every last one! I'm an informed citizen who can appropriately judge every single greek organization!
Posted 03/15/2010 at 08:30:38 PMWell Aaron:
You are as informed as a monkey piloting a space ship. I doubt you are a statistician as well. A 'blanket' statement like that is just ignorant stupid. While I agree with you that there are idiots out there (both in the greek and nongreek world), unless you did an objective study on a truly random sample set of the population, what you say has no water.
Greeks have the tendency to be the most misunderstood groups on campus. Nongreeks dont know a single thing about greek life, except thru media (who can forget Animal House), or when one bad apple makes news like this. All the good things are lost, when one bad thing pops up. Everyone always looks at the bad (just like you). Yes there are degenerates that should be killed off to protect our gene pool, but people with your attitude are just as bad for this society as the few morons in this story. There are many organizations out there that do no where near what you "apparently have seen". Maybe you should do some real observing rather than being a simple hater. good day.
Posted 09/01/2010 at 04:17:05 PM