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Sean P. Dunn, Moron of the Day: Wrapped Frat Brother in Toilet Paper, Set Him On Fire
Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 10:05 am
Today's edition of Moron of the Day makes us happy we went to city school where they didn't have frats. Meet Sigma Alpha Epsilon, a 110-year-old fraternity at the University of Kentucky that's making a name for itself with moronic hijinks...
Last Saturday, member Sean P. Dunn, 19 (pictured above), decided it would be a swell idea to wrap an unnamed frat brother in toilet paper, then set him on fire. So he did.
The victim was engulfed in flames up to his shoulders, so he rolled on the floor to put it out. This, naturally, caused the floor to catch fire, so Dunn frantically tried to stomp it out. By the time police and firefighters arrived, he'd suffered first-degree burns to his hands. The victim, weirdly enough, didn't even have to be hospitalized.
Dunn was charged with arson, wanton endangerment and tampering with evidence. But our story doesn't end there. When it comes to douchery, Sigma Alpha Epsilon is fully loaded and ready to play.
Joseph Henry McKinley III, privileged little asshole and son of a U.S. district judge, was also charged with punching a cop in the face
Meet our second Moron of the Day. That would be frat brother Joseph Henry McKinley III. As you may have guessed by his name, he's a privileged little asshole, the son of U.S. District Judge Joseph H. McKinley Jr.
University police were doing a room check to make sure everyone was safe and to get them to the lobby. It seems our frat brothers had turned the joint into one massive fire hazard.
According to police, McKinley pretended to be asleep in one of the rooms as police made their rounds. He ignored a cop's request to go to the lobby. Then he gave the cop the old "fuck you" before punching him in the face. He too was arrested -- and not for the first time.
Two years ago, McKinley was also arrested for punching another man at the frat. Stephen Pearce was waiting for a friend outside the house when another friend asked why McKinley was wearing only his thong underwear. So McKinley, apparently hammered, staggered out of the house and beat Pearce on the head, breaking his nose.
Pearce couldn't see after the beating, so he stumbled to the frat's door and fell to his knees. That's when another little frat boy threatened to kick him in the face.
McKinley was convicted of assault, and not even daddy's money could get him off. He lost his appeal as well. Pearce is now suing him and the frat for $13,000.See yesterday's episode of Moron of the Day: America's Cheapest Hooker Traded Sex for $5 and a Jawbreaker.
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