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Yvonne Pampellonne, Moron of the Day: Used Identity Theft to Buy $15,000 Fake Boobs
Fake boobs are something of a prerequisite if you're dumb and beautiful and living in Southern California. Unfortunately for 30-year-old Yvonne Pampellonne, her first set of artificial honkers were already 10 years old, and she didn't have the money for the latest models...
So she decided to steal someone else's identity, then charge up $15,000 in new boobs and liposuction to maintain her artificial beauty. ![]()
Yvonne Pampellonne traded in her old fake boobs for new models -- using someone else's credit card.
In 2008, she went to the Pacific Center for Plastic Surgery under the name Cindy Payne for her installation and vacuuming. But she never showed for her return checkup, and doctors found her phone disconnected.
Then they received a call from a very pissed off guy wanting to know why they were charging his credit card $15,000 for a fake pair of boobs.
What Yvonne didn't know was that doctors still had her used boobs, which contained a serial number. So they tracked down the surgeon who installed the older models and discovered the boob bandit's true identity.
Her case was finally resolved this week, when she pleaded guilty burglary, grand theft, and identity theft. She was sentenced to 180 days in the slam, three years of probation, and unspecified restitution.
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