Heraldo Villanueva-Garcia, Moron of the Day: Burglar Calls Cops for Protection from Robbery Victim
Monday, April 19, 2010 at 10:50 am
Villanueva-Garcia and a 17-year-old kid decided to break into a car in Round Lake Beach, Illinois the other day. But the car's owner saw the heist and decided to give chase.
So Villanueva-Garcia, being a few IQ points short of qualifying for a lesser community college, decided to call the cops, saying he was being chased by a menacing figure.
Moments later, the guy who got robbed called to say he was chasing two dickheads who just broke into his car. They just happened to fit Villanueva-Garcia and his junior partner's description.
Villanueva-Garcia, 21, was nabbed and charged with felony burglary, assault, and failure to maintain any professional self-respect. The 17-year-old was charged with the same, in a addition to feloniously sucking at finding a mentor. (Special thanks to reader Joan for the tip.)
See last Friday's episode of Moron of the Day: Teacher Had Daughter Blow in Breathalyzer to Beat DUI Pinch.